Desiree: Please find attached, a scanned copy of the deportation document issued by the Canadian Consulate, bearing the name Richard. You had stated on the telephone, that that would be sufficient, so I am dying to hear what you're next reason for refusing the visit will be. When we return to court, after the holidays, I will petition to have G*****'s birth certificate updated. I still think you should send my picture to the people you insist are my parents. Of course, you MUST assume the federal prosecutor did that during my perjury trial right? Do you think that might be why the US Attorney's Office never took their testimony? But no, really, I insist: send my picture to them! And, in response to your comments about my "brother" - holy fuck, you're dense sometimes. Dude, that guy was 3 times my size and we looked nothing alike! How the fuck could you believe we had ANY biological relation? I'm saying all this with a smile on my face - I can't believe how thick you are sometimes. And let me see if I understand this correctly: you think that a 14 year old might get separated from his parent, in one of the safest major cities in North America, a city with an almost non-existent crime rate, and that he wouldn't have enough intelligence to simply call my mobile phone from his mobile phone and say "hey, where are you?" That's the problem with single mothers: they always want their children to stay 5 years old. And that's why single father make better single parents. Patrick P.S. I Canadian Possession and Acquisition License (federal firearms license) is not the easiest thing to get. There's an extensive background check, and they call references, and you have to register the firearms to your home address and notify the RCMP as soon as you move, and they do an automated arrest and criminal record check every 24 hours...my point is, if I was as full of shit as you claim then there's no way I'd be able to get and maintain the license and the RCMP would come and take away my pistols and I'd be all sad and shit. Oh, what, now are you going to say you don't want G***** coming because I have guns in the home? You already knew that - I told you months ago that I got him his own Mauser K98.