Over the years I've had so many legal issues - criminal charges, domestic violence charges, drug cases, divorce, child custody...I mean, holy fuck, right?
In this section of the website, I've compiled all of the documents of all of the court cases I've had over the years, as well as every police report that I've ever been a subject in. Though, admittedly, it's not yet complete - there are still more police reports coming in and more court documents to be received. As they arrive, and we find time, we will publish here.
The table below contains a list of all of the known court cases I've been involved in. Each case includes multiple documents so there is a separate page for each - which will contain all of the actual documents from that case. Click the "Case Title" link of the case to open it's page.
Criminal Case for Nudity in an Alcoholic Establishment
|Pinellas County Circuit Court||9928498MOANO||The case for the time I was arrested for being a stripper in a club that serves alcohol.|
Family Court with Michael Capuano
|Maricopa County Superior Court||FC2010-001422||Divorce, child custody, child support case between me, Michael, and our son.|
|California Family Court Case||Los Angeles Superior Court||TD035397||Divorce, child custody, child support case between me, Patrick, and our son.|
Arizona Child Custody Case
||Maricopa County Superior Court||FC2011-093719||Child custody, child support, and divorce case from the time I abducted mine and Patrick's son and tried to get custody of him by whisking him to Arizona.|
Possession of Marijuana Case
|Maricopa County Superior Court||CR2012-103751||Criminal charge for possession of marijuana.|
Annulment of Marriage to Patrick
|Maricopa County Superior Court||FN2014-001201||My attempt to annul my marriage to Patrick. The annulment was granted, but there was already a pending dissolution of marriage in California, so it's unclear whether that annulment is actually valid.|
|Restraining Orders Against Patrick||Sahuarita Municipal Court||CV2015-00024 / CV2015-00024||Mine and James' restraining orders against Patrick.|
The following table contains every police report we've obtained, so far, where I, or one of my fiancés/husbands (i.e. Kristopher Lauchner and Michael Capuano) are referenced as a subject.
The reason for including reports about my fiancés/husbands is to show the kind of men I habitually get into serious relationships with; who I put my child around; who I consider to be the best possible role models for my teenage sons.
Click the link on the case number to access the actual police report.
|Date||Agency||Location||Case Number / Media||Description|
|1999-09-17||Pinellas County Sheriff's Office||Clearwater, FL||99-200436||My arrest for "Nudity in Alcohol Establishment". That is, being a stripper in an establishment that serves alcohol.|
|2000-03-13||Santa Monica Police||Santa Monica, CA||Coming Soon||The time I was arrested, on the Third Street Promenade, in Santa Monica, for being high in public. This is the arrest that subsequently lead to me being sent to the psych hospital.|
|2004-01-17||Scottsdale Police||Scottsdale, AZ||04-01588||Kristopher's arrest for shoplifting, stealing a car, fleeing the police, and possession of heroin.|
|2014-01-23||Scottsdale Police||Scottsdale, AZ||03-31983||Kristopher's arrest for stealing a car, and possession of crystal meth.|
|2005-09-12||Pinellas County Sheriff's Office||Dunedin, FL||05-226616||Report of domestic disturbance between me and Michael. By the time the police arrived Michael had hopped in the shower and washed off the blood.|
|2005-11-30||Pinellas County Sheriff's Office||Dunedin, FL||05-300583||Report of a burglary to mine and Michael's apartment. We claimed a laptap and a Nintendo Game Cube were stolen.|
|2011-09-16||Scottsdale Police||Scottsdale, AZ||11-21751||Investigation of Kristopher for passing counterfeit US currency, fraud, and forgery, while we were engaged and living together.|
|2011-09-27||Scottsdale Police||Scottsdale, AZ||
Recording of arrest
|The time I was arrested for possession of marijuana, in my home, on my son's birthday. The accompanying audio is of the police speaking with Kristopher and myself in our home, then arresting me.|
|2011-11-01||Scottsdale Police||Scottsdale, AZ||11-25802||The time my fiancé, Kristopher Lauchner, was arrested for passing counterfeit money and he had my children with him. I had to go to the arrest scene to pick up my children. The police caught me with marijuana in my purse.|
|2011-11-15||Scottsdale Police||Scottsdale, AZ||11-26949||Kristopher's charges for organized retail theft (fraud) at a walmart. He used counterfeit money to by some items, then later returned them for refunds - in order to get real money back. This happened while we were engaged and living together.|
|2011-12-15||Peoria Police||Peoria, AZ||
Recording of arrest
Photos: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
|Yet another arrest for Kristopher Lauchner. This time for shoplifting some petty stuff (mini pool table, some clothes, a blanket), from a Kohl's department store. Apparently, he was Christmas shopping. I'm referenced in this report because the police called me to verify Kristopher's story. This happened while we were living together.|
|2012-09-26||Glendale Police||Glendale, AZ||12-095153||
The time Kristopher stole an AR-15 and hid it in our house. The police executed a search
warrant and find the assault rifle, meth, and marijuana.
Coming Soon: audio recordings of the police interviews; photos.
|2013-08-23||Scottsdale Police||Scottsdale, AZ||13-19280||Kristopher's arrest for stealing a car, fleeing the police, forgery, and shoplifting; he admits to using meth "on a regular basis".|
|2013-08-24||Scottsdale Police||Scottsdale, AZ||13-19332||Report of Kristopher shoplifting a laptop from the Microsoft Store. He was later arrested and charged with shoplifting.|
|2013-08-23||Scottsdale Police||Scottsdale, AZ||13-19333||Report of Kristopher using counterfeit currency to try to pay for items at that same Microsoft Store he had been caught shoplifting a laptop from just a month prior.|
|2014-04-18||Phoenix Police||Phoenix, AZ||2014-00662665||The time I filed a harassment complaint against Patrick. Nothing came of it.|
|2015-06-30||RCMP (Canada)||Burnaby, BC||2015-29196||A false report I filed with the RCMP, claiming Patrick was absconding with our son and I had no idea where they were. They were at Patrick's home. The report was dismissed as being "unfounded".|
|2015-07-20||Pinellas County Sheriff's Office||St. Petersburg, FL||
Photos: 1, 2, 3, 4
|One of the times my ex-husband, Michael Capuano, and his new wife got into a very physical fight and our son, Sage, was present. Sage hid in his room and called 911.|
|2015-07-20 - 2016-01-03||Sahuarita Police||Sahuarita, AZ||2015-29196||Numerous frivolous reports to the Sahuarita Police, by me and James, alleging Patrick has been "harassing" us by posting stuff to this website.|
|2015-07-21||RCMP (Canada)||Burnaby, BC||2015-29196||The time I filed charges of criminal harassment against Patrick. Ultimately, the investigation concluded no harassment had occurred and no crime had been committed.|