- Full Name: Desiree Yvonne Capuano
- Maiden Name: Desiree Yvonne Tomlin
- Born: October 1, 1980
- Height: 5' 4"
- Weight: 120
- Hair: Blond(ish)
- Eyes: Hazel
- Chronic drug user, particularly marijuana and meth.
- Used to be a stripper.
- Hates Mexicans - and all of those brown people. She thinks they're nasty,
dirty and lazy and wishes they'd get the fuck out of her country. Really! Check out
this email from her.
As you can see, her idea of an insult is to equate someone to a "dirty Mexican".
- Has a Bachelors degree from the University of Phoenix.
- Has narcissistic personality disorder,
delusional disorder, and is a
- Abandoned her son when he was 18 months old so she could run off back to
Florida to be with her boyfriend of the time. She was completely out of her son's
life until 2011 when, out of the blue, she abducted him from his father and ran
off back to Arizona.
- Had her ex-husband deported (to Canada) so she could get custody of her
son by default.
- Was recently engaged to Kristopher Lauchner who is also a tweaker and white
supremacist and is now in prison for shoplifting an AR-15 and a bunch of other stuff.
- Believes anyone who believes in any kind of God is a fucking moron.
- Was confined, under court order, to a psychiatric hospital (Pen Mar) in El Monte, California.
Desiree Yvonne Capuano lives in Sahuarita, AZ with her fiancé James Pendleton.
Desiree is a drug addict, a child abuser, a white supremacist, a narcissist, and just
an all around bad person. These are facts - not unfounded allegations, as you will
find throughout the pages of this website.
Desiree built her life on the beliefs that it's not only okay, but in fact, admirable to
lie, cheat, and take advantage of other peoples' compassion to get what she wants.
Desiree believes in saying whatever needs to be said to get what she wants from
people. And as long as she thinks she can get something from you she will be the
sweetest person you've ever met.